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This is Not Matt Patterson
Co-Host / Producer
Matt Patterson is one of the Guys who formerly worked at Warner Bros. Warner Archive Collection for over a decade. In addition to being gainfully employed, he’s co-written an award winning book about giving The Finger, a Netflix documentary about MPAA Ratings, a recent festival-winning low budget sci-fi feature film about beating up a wizard with a crowbar, lots of ad copy, and a somewhat notorious turn-of-the-century webzine that convinced millions of Star Wars fans they were under assault by religious fanatics – for many years. Mr. Patterson is currently a mature adult human.
This is Not DW
Co-Host / Resident Crank
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This is Not Kelsie
Co-Host / Senior Vice Intern
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